who is the Foreign Globester?
the Foreign Globester AKA Motion Man VS the Rondo Brothers is a world traveling space-age professional tourister whose mission is to apprehend and conquer all twinkie eaters, bikini bodies, vegas trip never happened party goers, undercover aliens, sasquatches, and women in short shorts. Armed only with his tape recorder, hand sanitizer, and 1976 copy of Joy of Sex, the Foreign Globester proves that all of us are foreigners on one planet attempting to peacefully co-exist in the name of erotic undertakings.